Phase 1: Distract and Confuse Phase 2: The Never-Ending Meeting

Welcome to the never-ending abyss of bureaucratic meetings. Where every decision takes 37 meetings to make and still, somehow, we never make any progress.

Meeting Agenda:

• Introduction by Chairperson McFlufferson (10 minutes)
• Review of last week's meeting notes (15 minutes)
• Roundtable discussion on the meaning of life (20 minutes)
• BREAK
• Rehashing the same points from last week (30 minutes)
• Emergency break for caffeine and existential crisis (5 minutes)
• Reconsidering the original agenda (20 minutes)
• More pointless small talk (15 minutes)
• Conclusion and final decision (5 minutes)
• Adjournment and another 6 weeks of waiting (indefinite)

Subcommittee: The Infinite Loop:

• Phase 3: The Adjacent Meeting
• Phase 4: The Parallel Universe
• Phase 5: The Adjacent-Adjacent Meeting

You're getting dizzy, aren't you?